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Co-op horror-comedy · 1-4 players · Steam · Nov 1
THAT'SNOTFOR SALE
Run a 24-hour pawn shop where the customers are monsters. Haggle with Bigfoot. Read the paper to learn which monster isn't a costume. Hit the lockdown button, last 30 seconds, and punch the money out of every real monster inside before the Little Men in Black take them away. And when the vampire asks about the stake: that's not for sale.
Opens Sun Nov 1 · $9.99 · Halloween weekend · Steam Scream Fest
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Security footage · real in-game captures
Caught on camera.
CAM 01 · COUNTER
Bigfoot is selling a blurry photo of "a big hairy man". Three buttons. It is not him.
CAM 02 · REGISTER
Count Vlad wants the shoes. THAT'S NOT FOR SALE.
CAM 03 · LOCKDOWN
Doors locked. Thirty seconds on the clock. That was never Gary.
CAM 04 · SALES FLOOR
Four registers, one shared drawer. Somebody sold the stake.
CAM 05 · SHELF A
The haunted doll is humming. Five seconds. Grab her.
CAM 06 · SHELF B
Gnomez lives in a box by the door. He thinks he knows this guy.
CAM 07 · STREET
The shop is at the closed end of a dead-end street. The Monster Con is right across it.
CAM 08 · FRONT WINDOW
Through the front window: the Monster Con, where most of these costumes came from.
CAM 09 · LOCKDOWN
Every monster inside turns red the second the doors lock. Thirty seconds.
CAM 10 · AISLE
The Swamp Hag throws. The strip on the floor is where it lands. Step off it.
CAM 11 · AISLE
Mothman stares. The cone on the floor is what it can see. Break the line of sight.
CAM 12 · COUNTER
Bigfoot slams the floor. The circle is how far it reaches. Back out of it.
CAM 13 · AISLE
Karen-tula pulls you in with her web. Get behind a shelf.
CAM 14 · COUNTER
The Sewer Gator is scared of the lamp. It curls up on the floor and cowers. Free hits.
CAM 15 · COUNTER
Every hit pays, and better weapons pay more. The bat has 25 hits in it.
CAM 16 · SALES FLOOR
A partner is knocked down. Press E next to them and stay close for two seconds, and they are back on their feet. Left alone, they get up in 15.
CAM 17 · LOCKDOWN
The clock hits zero. The Little Men in Black take every monster away for good, and pay you for it.
CAM 18 · SHELF C
An empty shelf unit has two open spots. Hold an item, press E, and it is for sale.
CAM 19 · AISLE
A caught thief runs for the whole lockdown, a different way every time. He swings back. Hit him and every hit pays.
CAM 20 · BOOTH
One of you sits in the booth and watches the cameras. Camera 2 is the registers. The doors lock from the chair.
CAM 21 · STREET
Camera 4 is the street. That is a vampire walking up to the door. Monster Con is across the road.
CAM 22 · SECURITY
The security booth: a desk, a swivel chair, a wall of monitors and a lockdown button of its own. Whoever sits here is the lookout.
CAM 23 · DOOR
Ten dollars of gumballs on the floor by the door. Whoever walks through them goes down. This is a customer.
CAM 24 · DOOR
A thief running for the door goes down on the gumballs. The bar that says NO RUNNING waits while he lies there. Hit the button.
CAM 25 · DOOR
Monsters trip too. This one is on its back by the machine, in the middle of a lockdown.
CAM 27 · HOCKEY
Sit in at an end and hold the left mouse button to move the mallet. The customers keep coming.
CAM 28 · COMPUTER
Arrest every kind of monster a location has and the computer puts up an ad: YOU CLEARED the shop. Pay the fee on any day to move up.
CAM 29 · DAY BOOK
The day book says it too. Every monster is back at the next location, so you arrest them all again.
CAM 30 · COUNTER
The Twins rob the drawer. When the button goes down they split: two thieves, two directions, the stolen cash shared out.
CAM 31 · SHOP
The Shop page has five groups: Traffic, Back room, Shelves, Sections and For fun. Every upgrade brings a little more stealing and shorter tempers.
The night shift
Four rules. Zero of them help.
Buy low, sell at retail, make rent. Most of the monsters in line are con-goers in costume from the Monster Con across the street. One of each kind is real. The lockdown button is how it becomes somebody else's problem.
CAM 01 · COUNTER
Rule 01 · Haggle
Never lowball a Sewer Gator.
Three buttons: Lowball, Fair offer, Sweeten the deal. A tag over every customer says whether they are selling or buying, before they reach the till. Every customer has a temper. Push the wrong one too far and he grabs a fistful of your drawer and runs for the door. There's a button for that too: one at every register.
CAM 03 · LOCKDOWN
Rule 02 · Lock down
Only lock the doors on the real one.
The paper says how to spot the real monster, and the one thing it's scared of this game. Hit a lockdown button (every register has one, and so does the security booth): the doors lock for 30 seconds, and every real monster inside drops the act, turns red and comes for you, each in its own way. A shape on the floor shows where every strike will land, and the chase is a stamina duel, so keep a shelf between you (hold C to crouch behind it). Punch it, bat it, golf-club it, tase it, spray it or give it both barrels: every hit pays, and the better the weapon, the more it pays. Nobody has health, only a knockdown gauge. Still standing at zero? A pair of Little Men in Black takes each monster away for good, and each arrest pays. (Lock in a guy in a foam suit and Officer Duggan writes you a fine.)
CAM 02 · REGISTER
Rule 03 · Refuse
Some things are not for sale.
Somebody always wants the one thing you need: the thing a monster is scared of, your only bat, or whatever Gnomez's guy is paying for. Hold N to refuse. They take it personally. You keep it.
CAM 05 · SHELF A
Rule 04 · Offload
If it's cursed, sell it to someone you don't like.
Bought a haunted doll? When she starts humming, grab her, or every shelf ends up on the floor. Then sell her to the Raccoons in a Trench Coat. Now there's a fourth raccoon. It stares.
A homeless garden gnome lives in a box behind your counter, insists he's your business partner, and really wants to be an elf. The traffic cone is a pretend elf hat. The mustache is all his. He practices by "restocking" your best stuff onto the shelves, so you'll be telling customers it's not for sale.
"It was so pretty on the shelf."
Gives hints. Some of them are right.
Applied to the North Pole. Under "height" he wrote "yes."
His mustache gets fancier every time the shop moves up.
Most wanted · flip a card for the case file
60 customers. Some of them are Gary.
Humans, cryptids, aliens, ghosts, a vampire who waits to be invited in, and things that are pretending to be Gary. Every one wants to buy, sell or eat something.
#001REGULAR
Gary
Pawns the same TV every night.
NO SIGNAL
CAUGHT ON CAMERA
Tell: Scratches on the TV. Fixes his hair in the mirror.
Temper
How fast they snap: low
#002TRUST NO CUSTOMER
"Gary"
Same TV. No scratches. Knows your name.
CAUGHT ON CAMERA
Tell: No scratches. A reflection that runs a second late.
Temper
How fast they snap: short fuse
#003CRYPTID
Bigfoot
Fake mustache. It is crooked. He knows.
CAUGHT ON CAMERA
Tell: The mustache. Always the mustache.
Temper
How fast they snap: short fuse
#004DO NOT INVITE
Count Vlad
After 2 AM. Waits to be invited in.
CAUGHT ON CAMERA
Tell: Will not cross the doorway until you invite him.
Temper
How fast they snap: short fuse
#0053 OR 4 OF THEM
Raccoons in a Trench Coat
Shiny garbage. Sometimes a real ring.
CAUGHT ON CAMERA
Tell: Count the heads. Then count them again.
Temper
How fast they snap: low
#006NOT FROM HERE
Zorp the Researcher
Alien. Collects human objects. Asks about spoons.
NO SIGNAL
CAUGHT ON CAMERA
Tell: Antennae twitch when he lies about spoons.
Temper
How fast they snap: medium
#007LOVES LIGHT
Mothman
Warns of disasters. Really loves your lamp.
NO SIGNAL
CAUGHT ON CAMERA
Tell: Stares at the lamp. Do not sell the lamp.
Temper
How fast they snap: medium
#008ASKS FOR MANAGER
Karen-tula
Spider in a mom wig. Wants the manager.
NO SIGNAL
CAUGHT ON CAMERA
Tell: Eight legs, one wig. Wants your manager.
Temper
How fast they snap: medium
#009SNAPS
Sewer Gator
Alligator in a hoodie. Do not lowball.
NO SIGNAL
CAUGHT ON CAMERA
Tell: Lowball him once. Only once.
Temper
How fast they snap: medium
#010ROYALTY (?)
The Rat King
Five rats. One crown. Many opinions.
NO SIGNAL
CAUGHT ON CAMERA
Tell: The crown is real. The rats disagree.
Temper
How fast they snap: medium
#011HUNGRY
Wendigo
Antlers. Hunger. Do not refuse rudely.
NO SIGNAL
CAUGHT ON CAMERA
Tell: Never refuse him rudely.
Temper
How fast they snap: short fuse
#012FAMILY BUSINESS
Gnome Mafia
Gnomez's estranged family. Protection racket.
NO SIGNAL
CAUGHT ON CAMERA
Tell: Offers protection. From themselves.
Temper
How fast they snap: low
EVIDENCE · DO NOT OPEN BEFORE MIDNIGHT+48after midnight
Swamp Hag, Chupacabra, the Haunted Mime, Medusa, a Genie, the Headless Horseman, Death, the Landlord, a Loan Shark (literally) and the Devil, who reads the fine print.
Never invite the vampire in. Invite 3 friends instead, by invite link in your browser or through Steam. Everyone works a register and sells from the same stock, so you'll hear one sentence a lot.
YOU SOLD THE STAKE?!
P1 · BOSS$212.00
P2$48.50
P3SOLD: STAKE
P4$0.00
Free in your browser · or $9.99 a copy on Steam, a crew of 4 for less than a pizza night
The host is the boss: only they open the shop for the night and buy the upgrades. The host's save carries the crew: same shop, same debts, same cursed doll. One of you can sit in the security booth and watch the cameras. When the doors lock, somebody gets knocked down, and a friend can get them back up sooner. They don't have to. Invite by link in the browser, or through Steam.
Get every kind of monster arrested here. Then earn the move to a bigger shop.
Arrest every kind of monster that visits your shop and the union gives you an award: from then on you can pay the fee and move up on any day. At the new place every monster is back, and you catch them all again. What you learned about them stays with you. Pay rent every week or get evicted down a rung. Five storefronts, each a much bigger room than the last: more aisles to hide behind, worse things to hide from. Gnomez's mustache keeps up.
PAWN
01Back-Alley ShackOne fluorescent tube. It flickers.
PAWN · NAILSRENT DUE
02Strip Mall PawnNext to a nail salon. And a portal.
PAWN & LOANRENT DUE
03Main Street Pawn & LoanRespectable. Mostly.
EMPORIUMRENT DUE
04Antique Row EmporiumEverything's old. Some of it's cursed.
GRAND EXCHANGERENT DUE
05The Grand ExchangeThe Devil reads the fine print.
Coming to Steam Early Access
Put it on your wishlist.
Steam emails you the moment the shop opens, and launch week is 10% off ($8.99). Every wishlist also pushes a solo dev's game further up Steam's charts on launch day.
Shop opens inSun Nov 1 · 10am PT
Solo, or online co-op for up to 4: invite link in the browser, Steam invites on Steam
Five storefronts, 60 customers, a lot of cursed junk
A lockdown button at every register, fists and a big collection of weapons, and a pair of Little Men in Black for every monster
A security booth with live cameras, a $10 gumball machine that trips people, and an air hockey table
Endless play after the banquet, and a Cold Case mode where nothing you learned carries over
Big Early Access updates, voted on by players
LITTLE KING PAWN & LOANOPEN 24 HRS · NO REFUNDS ON CURSED ITEMS*
Sold only on Steam, in Early Access. Made by one person at Little King Studio. *The game itself follows Steam's refund policy. The cursed items do not.